Hortense Faith or "H" for short (hortensefaith) wrote,
Hortense Faith or "H" for short
hortensefaith

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new discovery

hey all... uuuuuuuum...
as some of you may know, I am uuuuuuuuuh... in Switzerland working on uuuuuuh... formulas for Flatulina. And uuuuuum, the other day I started developing a weight loss formula, and uuuuuum.... I'm very excited about it. Here is the recipe:

1 cup beer
1 cup chocolate milk
1 cup clam juice
dash tobasco
8 Tbsp. salt

Mix this all together, and uuuuuum... let it sit out unrefrigerated for 3 days, and uuuuum, then drink it all at once. You will lose weight, I promise. I uuuuuuum didn't eat for 5 days after I drank it, and uuuuuum... it really suppressed my appetite. I lost about uuuuuh... oh, I'd say 2 pounds. I didn't weigh myself before, but uuuuuuh... I think it was about 2 pounds.

I'm working on a uuuuuh patent right now.

H.
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